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@WATERDEEP

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The Slayer?
Heavens no.

[ lmao. ]

I was the Chosen of the goddess of magic.

[chipped]

Oh. [ Phew. ]

Yeah, figured you couldn't be. You don't meet the strength prereq by a long shot. No offense

You notice any women with superstrength carrying wooden stakes around after dark?

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Some offence taken.

You’ll find the general populace here isn’t particularly concerned about vampires. We oft have greater problems than a few individuals with unusual dietary requirements.

1/2

[chipped]

Fair enough.

All the better for me and the other bloodsuckers, I guess

[chipped]

Say, question for you.

[ Given how they met... ]

Is your username because you can't swim

[corporeity]

[ with sincere enthusiasm, ]

Not at all! It’s because I hail from the great city of Waterdeep, the crown jewel of the Sword Coast.

[chipped]

[ ... ]

Right. Good chat

Try not to fall in any more ponds

[corporeity]

[ 🥺 ]

And you.