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[chipped]

Gale. You can be honest with me, mate.

Are you mad we never sent out thank you cards after the wedding? Swear it was on the list but, you know. Got shot and lost my memory and all.

[corporeity]

[ blissfully unaware of what led to this, ]

It is a tad rude, but then, I didn’t organise a stag do either — though that was on account of you being bewitched and my being asked to stand three hours before the wedding.

[chipped]

Consider this my belated thank you note, then. Alina should've been on top of it, being your employer and all

I'd say we could throw a divorce party, but I think I've had enough of Saltburnt shindigs for the next century.

[corporeity]

I imagine she had more pressing matters to tend.

[ spike pls ]

How are you keeping, my friend? The manor seems intent on dissecting us for all to see.

[chipped]

Oh, you know. Hanging in. Attempting to lay low until the magical gallery of the best and worst of times has moved on.

How's that mysterious orb of yours? Assuming the answer's good, since you haven't nuked the house yet.

[corporeity]

Yes, I believe I caught something of yours unintentionally.

[ because he sees no advantage to withholding that. ]

Ah, well, it was most ravenous upon my re-awakening in this body (not unlike your own bloodthirst, I’m sure). It isn’t advancing any faster, however, so I’ll say it’s good, indeed. As it can be.