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[wicka]

Sounds OK to me

[ Involving more mages is hecking intimidating though, he's not gonna lie. Or he kinda is. ]

So now u know not to mess with portals?

[corporeity]

So you don’t mess with portals on your own.

I always say it’s best to find trouble in good company.

[ which won’t go beyond them, at least for the moment. ]

[wicka]

[ Dang, Gale, you're kinda cool. ]

Right
That's usually the best kind of trouble huh
U got into any here?

[corporeity]

[ select from the options below:
— stabbed by a shapeshifter on day 3
— drowned by a selkie
— bitten by a vampire AFTER being drowned by a selkie ]

Nothing that compares to when I opened a portal to the hells in my academy dormitory with the headmaster’s priceless staff.

Although Spike’s wedding was an altogether similar affair, now that I think on it.

[wicka]

Whoa dude is there anything u haven't done
Did u just open it or did u go inside too?

Lol
Of course that guy would have a wedding like that

[corporeity]

I’m sure there’s a short list.

[ #humblebrag ]

No chance to go in, I’m afraid, with the death slaads venturing out into the school.

[wicka]

Death slaads?

[corporeity]

A sort of giant with the head of a frog and arms that a far too long. Rather fond of beating things to death.

[wicka]

That's way freaky
U killed them right?

[corporeity]

Not exactly. I held them off until the headmaster arrived and closed the portal. Spent the rest of the semester writing lines.

[ he’d called it practicing his autograph at the time, but he isn’t quite so egotistical now. ]

[wicka]

That's so surreal
Can't imagine being in a place like that
I wonder if this ever happened to my moms when they were learning

They'd definitely ground me if I tried it