corporeity | SALTBURNT AU.

alicent hightower (allie, if you're nasty).

Hot rich widow with a terrible secret. Current Lady/Stewardess of the House, managing its affairs, guests and troubles alongside Silco. Childhood friends-to-more-to-rivals with Portia. In the original rich bitch friend group with her, Jonty, Giles, and Joyce. Everyone knows she's the reason the House stays in order and that Portia's a little too busy with her rosé all day. Had her son Jace with her first husband, Larys, who died under mysterious circumstances. Catty gossips with Katherine. UST with Silco and will-they-won't-they-widows with Giles (*not the butler). New year but she's still your stepmom.

father gale dekarios.

Former academic of theology turned priest. While Alina is the caretaker of Saltburnt's chapel, Gale is a regular guest at the house, managing their (financial) relationship with the church, administering rites to any aging relatives, and advising Jonty on spiritual matters. He suspects the manor is a den of sin and possibly the occult, especially since his ex-wife took up residence as its (sex) therapist.

Prior to joining the clergy, he was married to Parisa Kamali and close with her twin brother Armand. University exes-to-rivals with Shadowheart and Lanfear. He maintains a strong friendship with Alina and knows her family by proxy. Trying very hard not to find himself alone with Armand while visiting the estate or to fall for Astarion. Failing at both. Please stop trying to dirty talk in the confessional booth because it IS making him horny.

powder jones (who the hell is jinx?).

Powder lost her parents, then her sister, at a young age — but fortunately the Kiramman family saw her potential, sponsoring her at every opportunity. Having secured a full ride to Cambridge, she remains at the top of her class. She's a computer science major who always has projects on the side, one of which is hacking the extremely rich people she's become close with, oops. That reporter who tipped off MI5 about your ties to the Russian oligarchs? Their source has blue space buns and huge bug eyes. Very close friends with the Kiramman’s eldest daughter Caitlyn, who invited her to summer at Saltburnt. Remember to change your password or sign up to get your gossip leaked.

Friends with Dom. Has a crush on the chef, Sanji, after he made her a midnight grilled cheese. Leaked Tim’s sex tape.