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[ It’s all a bit ridiculous, but — he’s pleased to hear that Astarion would care enough to act, all the same. That feeling helps soothe his continued unease about the state of his blood. A natural consequence of not only dying but being consumed, and yet — ]

I’ve had my share of encounters with demons, devils, fiends, undead, and one particularly nefarious yugoloth. To be expected, for the once Chosen.

[ Only one word catches him here, even if he doesn't actually know what a yugoloth is. ]

Hold on

Don't tell me you're the Slayer here. You???

[ They make wet noodle boy versions now????? ]

The Slayer?
Heavens no.

[ lmao. ]

I was the Chosen of the goddess of magic.

Oh. [ Phew. ]

Yeah, figured you couldn't be. You don't meet the strength prereq by a long shot. No offense

You notice any women with superstrength carrying wooden stakes around after dark?

Some offence taken.

You’ll find the general populace here isn’t particularly concerned about vampires. We oft have greater problems than a few individuals with unusual dietary requirements.