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Perhaps it’s an acquired taste.

[ 😔 ]

Do you encounter many demons in your…I hesitate to say line of work. Travels?
Not many here are familiar with multiple non-human species or entities, you see.

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I think Astarion'll turn me into pudding if I try to acquire it, and I can't say I'm tempted. No offense.

Well, yeah. I live on a hell mouth. Demons and other beasties come with the territory.

Most people just don't notice what's around them until they're getting swallowed whole, in my experience.

[chipped]

You said something about your magic, though. So are you familiar? With demons.

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[ It’s all a bit ridiculous, but — he’s pleased to hear that Astarion would care enough to act, all the same. That feeling helps soothe his continued unease about the state of his blood. A natural consequence of not only dying but being consumed, and yet — ]

I’ve had my share of encounters with demons, devils, fiends, undead, and one particularly nefarious yugoloth. To be expected, for the once Chosen.

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[ Only one word catches him here, even if he doesn't actually know what a yugoloth is. ]

Hold on

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Don't tell me you're the Slayer here. You???

[ They make wet noodle boy versions now????? ]

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The Slayer?
Heavens no.

[ lmao. ]

I was the Chosen of the goddess of magic.

[chipped]

Oh. [ Phew. ]

Yeah, figured you couldn't be. You don't meet the strength prereq by a long shot. No offense

You notice any women with superstrength carrying wooden stakes around after dark?

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Some offence taken.

You’ll find the general populace here isn’t particularly concerned about vampires. We oft have greater problems than a few individuals with unusual dietary requirements.

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[chipped]

Fair enough.

All the better for me and the other bloodsuckers, I guess

[chipped]

Say, question for you.

[ Given how they met... ]

Is your username because you can't swim

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[ with sincere enthusiasm, ]

Not at all! It’s because I hail from the great city of Waterdeep, the crown jewel of the Sword Coast.

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Right. Good chat

Try not to fall in any more ponds

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[ 🥺 ]

And you.